

You know, they say that age is all in your mind. It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now I've already alerted the fire department. You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday. Happy Birthday to a who's smart, funny, and good-looking, from a who inherited all your best qualities.įunny birthday wishes about getting older: It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!Ī wise man once said, "Forget about your past - you cannot change it." I'd like to add: "Forget about your present - I didn't get you one." I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. These humorous birthday messages are sure to tickle their funny bone on their birthday. Here are funny Happy Birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family. To my hubby on this Valentine's Day, I'm yours forever.Use these links to jump to a particular section, or scroll down the page to see the entire collection of funny birthday wishes and quotes.

You're my rock and I don't know what I'd do without you. When we met, I knew I wanted to spend every single Valentine's Day with you. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it.

I never liked Valentine's Day, and then I met you and I understood what it was all about. Jones, Engineer Valentine's Day Messages: Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. "Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.” – Katharine Lee Bates, Songwriter Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. When you love someone, you love the whole person as he or she is, and not as you would like them to be. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. READ | Happy Valentine's Day: Captions for Valentine's Day Posts and Status for your Loved ones Valentine's Day Quotes:
